Sure. Just dial 000-0001 and you'll get this mirror. [The driest tone.] I don't know, that guy has like, a thousand years up on you and he's Mr. 80's. I'd say he has a better chance than you.

[See? If this keeps up being lighthearted, he won't feel like he's being crushed.]

...I'm at the Annex, and so what if I am!? [Super-defensive.] There's like barely any traffic, nobody's gonna see!