Yeah, but I'm me. He'd need at least another million years to get anywhere near my level.

[Stone, your super-defensive tone is giving him new life.]

You are! Mirror, mirror, on the wall – who is the fairest Stone of all?

[And because Ezekiel is also the magic spirit in the mirror right now he puts on an earnest face and drops his voice half an octave, leaning in to the screen.]

You are, my Cowboy, but Ezekiel Jones is SO much prettier than you.