Just...you're destroying every last shred of his patience, Jones. You better hope there's no sharks nearby because he will just wrestle it to the ocean floor and keep on arguing.

"You realize if you call me the 'literate' Librarian, it implies the rest of you are illiterate!? Which makes no sense, considering what a Librarian traditionally is!?"

A pause.

"And if anyone is the awesome Librarian, it's me!"