"I put in... spaghetti. For an extra layer of... spaghettiness, it's great?"

No, really, can they move on!

"Well, lots of patients can get really aggressive. We got violent offenders and murderers and drug addicts coming into the ER all the time. A colleague once got beaten up really badly in the restroom, never caught the guy who did it. One time we were treating this gang member and they sent a kid with a gun to finish him off. It was really messed up."