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Alec Hardison [Leverage] ([personal profile] stillageek) wrote in [community profile] makingthisupasigo2018-07-24 12:53 pm

And the Inside Job - for Eliot Spencer



One of the many advantages of being the hacker is you don't have to deal with your co-workers all that much. Which can be a literal lifesaver when your co-workers are the deadliest people on the planet.

Hardison is camped out in his server room, pulling up information and data for the various jobs that are coming up for the assassins. And, as usual, looking into the online habits of his co-workers. It's his way to protect himself, digging up dirt on all these guys to keep them at bay. So far it's been working. He hasn't been in Moreau's services for very long and it hasn't been pleasant (no, sir, it has not been pleasant at all) and in the beginning nobody expects him to survive very long.

But then Hardison lives up to his reputation and starts making things happen, digs up information that is thought to be impossible to get, gets a hold of people who are impossible to find, gets into systems they used to work around before because they're impossible to hack. And people take note. If Moreau's personal e-mails can be believed (which of course Hardison totally doesn't read) the boss even wants him to work with Spencer on one of the next jobs. He hasn't met Moreau's favorite yet but what he found out about the guy so far has him nervous in advance.

There's an alert and one of his screens light up, revealing a window with an online poker webpage. There's a second window next to it with code running in the corner. The webpage informs him that beefboy has entered the lobby.

Hardison rolls over in his swiveling chair, grabbing one of the keyboards. "Now what you up to, Brett, my man? You gonna play a little? Spend some of that hard-earned cash? Come on then."

There's just something incredibly satisfying about having these murderjerks lose their blood money on his fake gambling sites. Hardison watches the game unfold for a while, upping Brett's chances here and there, giving him a couple of good runs and waits until the assassin gets greedy. Then he quickly types a line of commands, causing the AI's cards to flip around right before Brett calls. The screen blinks and then the poker site informs that beefboy's winnings have just dropped down to a big fat 0.

There's an enraged howl coming from somewhere in the mansion and Hardison grins, clapping his hands together and giggling. "Ohh yeah, I got you. I got you good! In your face. Where's your beef now, huh? Where's your beef!? At the butchers, that's where it's at!"

While his analyzing programs run some calculations for his actual work he gets up to get himself some food from the kitchen. It's gonna be a long day of pulling data and getting ready for his meeting with Spencer, so he'd probably better grab some snacks while he's still got the chance.

Stepping outside he slows when he passes by a very angry assassin in the hallway. Hardison knows he probably shouldn't be pushing his luck too much but that angry vein that looks like it's about to pop is just too tempting. "Yo, Brett, what's the matter? You having a bad day, my man? Did I hear you scream earlier?"

There's murder in Brett's eyes (but then again when is there not?) and that tower of a man steps up to him. "You looking for a beating there, geek?"

"Yeah, I wouldn't do that if I were you. See, a little birdy told me that you've been using the company's credit card for some little personal shopping. ... The birdy is my computer, by the way. It's, I call it birdy, it's like a..." He trails off when Brett looks at him like he's going to snap his face in two.

"I'm gonna put your head underwater until you beg me to put a knife between your eyes."

Hardison frowns. "Uh, no you won't. Come on, b-boy, you know the drill? The moment something happens to me there's like an e-mail that goes straight to the boss. It's called automatic forwarding. You should look it up."

Brett looms and pushes past him very closely, growling. "You better watch your back, Hardison."

"Oh! Oh! No. What's that? No touching. You know the rules. No, there's no touch, you don't touch me." He holds up his hands, turning in a half-circle while Brett stomps past him and calls after him. "Can't touch this, baby! Yeah, I'm teflon! I'm the teflon man, they call me Mr. T. And the t is for teflon!"

The grin drops off his face once Brett disappears around the corner. God, he is scared to death of these guys.

It doesn't stop him from humming a little tune as he walks into the kitchen, though. Seems empty but there's something simmering on the stove. Hardison randomly sticks his hand inside to grab some of the food, tossing it in his mouth as he walks past it.

Stops.

Walks backwards until he's back at the pot and stares at it because damn. Damn, baby.

He grabs a small bowl from the cabinet, helping himself to some more.
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[personal profile] likeknives 2018-08-03 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, no--you don't understand, Moreau wouldn't do that? I almost died, if Carter hasn't been there, I would've..."

He knows he shouldn't be angry at Hardison but he can't help it, he was the only one in the room--

"Why would they want Carter? It doesn't make any sense--you made a mistake, you're wrong--"

He really has no words for what he's feeling right now. It's like someone's squeezing his heart, and his stomach's full of ice and won't stop dropping. Moreau. He trusts Moreau, he was Moreau's favorite, his most valuable asset, and despite what he told Carter about not having friends here, they might actually be considered friends--he wouldn't betray him like that. He couldn't have.
Edited 2018-08-03 20:58 (UTC)
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[personal profile] likeknives 2018-08-03 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"...what?"

Eliot's feeling betrayed enough--no, this wasn't happening, this was a mistake--that he's feeling equally betrayed that Carter didn't tell him. Carter was a common enough last name that he never thought to put two-and-two together, and why would he? Carter gave no indication that he was...loaded.

Also what was that picture even.

"i don't..." What can he say? This is real information, he can't blame Hardison for stumbling on this because it's not fabricated, it's real...

"He never told me. What--why would Moreau want to kidnap him, man? Ransom? That ain't his style..."
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[personal profile] likeknives 2018-08-03 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Eliot's done a lot of terrible things, seen a lot of terrible things, and this is what makes him sick.

"What?!"

He shakes his head, his eyes wide as he's clearly horrified.

"That's ridiculous--if that were the case then that means he doesn't know about it...he couldn't have, not with the reactions he was givin' me. Nobody's that good of an actor..."
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[personal profile] likeknives 2018-08-03 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, he told me about...wanting to be a doctor and the family business thing, I didn't realize...it was like this."

He shakes his head, trying to sort through all of these revelations.

"Carter's terrified, I mean--going from that, to this? You and me, we choose to be on this side, but he's...he just wants to help people, be a good guy. And his family did this to him."

It's bad. It's so bad.
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[personal profile] likeknives 2018-08-03 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"...I don't know."

It pains him, admitting that he doesn't know, but he really has no idea what to do with the information other than terrible things happening on either end.

"Carter deserves to know. But you're right, it'll wreck him. He ain't gonna take that well, he had the worst time tryin' to adjust to all of this." He waves his hand in a circle. "And Moreau might find out if Carter has a breakdown or something." As much as he thought of Moreau, he was under no qualms of how dangerous he could be if they ended up on his bad side.

Moreau.

That was personal, now. Eliot huffs, a wild look coming back to his eyes.

"Moreau nearly had me killed for this."
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[personal profile] likeknives 2018-08-03 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Please accept all the wild look in his eyes, Hardison. There's even more of a growl to his tone now, grittier than sandpaper.

"I ain't gonna do something stupid."

Something smart like setting fire to the whole place, maybe.

"...okay. Yeah, he's my friend. Okay, that'll...give me time to think of somethin'. I just...I'll take care of Carter. As soon as you find something on Moreau, let me know."
Edited 2018-08-03 23:42 (UTC)
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[personal profile] likeknives 2018-08-04 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, it's too late for that. You're getting wild eyes now.

"Yeah. I'll--yeah. You let me know as soon as you find something, okay? We can't make a move unless we have something on Moreau."
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[personal profile] likeknives 2018-08-04 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Eliot's exiting the room, and waves a hand absently back in return.

"No promises."

He'll try not to have a murderspree.